Let us all be honest, there's something in our past we wish we could change. It could be our attitude/outlook on life, things we left unsaid, things that we could've/should've done.... most of us call these, regrets. If you have yet to experience this, don't worry, you will. But just in case you need help in having regrets, below are some tips.
1. Always look out for number 1. ALWAYS. All the little people can handle themselves.
2. When life is rough, remember "When the going gets tough, the tough get going"
3. Do not ever give your best- Everyone knows you'll look stupid. This leads to the next tip.
4. Do not try your hardest- Goodness knows you will fail.
5. Ignore all advice given to you- You clearly know it best.
This list is not exhaustive, but it should give you a head start on the road to regret. Among other things, disrespect everyone, including yourself, and don't plan for the future, and you will find yourself on the could've, should've, would've rocking chair.
P.S If you did not understand, this was sarcasm.
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